Just call me Grace!

I swear that I am getting clumsier in my older age.
We all know that I am Queen of falling. I have been since Jr. High. Danielle Turner can remember the time in 6th grade when I accidentally slipped and fell on all 4's which lead to me flashing some of the cool 8th grade boys that we all had crushes on.
Well my clumsiness has spread throughout my body and has now gone into my actions.

Yesterday I received an email from a friend about cool shopping deals. You can pick your sizes and stores you like online and it sends you updates on all the sales they have for you. I thought this would be something that a few of my girlfriends would like. So.... I was given the option to send this email to people in my Yahoo contact list. I click "yes", thinking I was going to get to pick who I sent it to. Next thing I knew it read, "You have successfully sent an email to all 264 people in your Yahoo contact list". WHAT?????

No No NO!!!!! Having no idea who I have in my contact list I go to my list page and see who it was sent to. Yep, you betcha. It was sent an email stating, "Jamie knows how much you like shopping deals", to EVERY ex-boyfriend or love interest that I have had over the past 8 YEARS!!! People who I haven't talked to in years and don't really want to talk to. I can only imagine the feedback I am going to get from this.

And just when you think your great day is over I pull another move.
I went to Bryant Park to meet Meredith for Movie's in the Park Monday. It felt great to unwind and lay on a blanket in the sun in the open air of New York. For a good 15 minutes I was laying on my stomach. We were noticing a bunch of guys staring over in our direction. We just thought maybe we looked good today. When Meredith sat up she noticed something. Something that was for sure the reason we were getting little smirks. The slit in the back of my dress was a wee bit too high. So high that my entire butt was there for all the world to see. How could I not feel that? Seriously?? Really?

I am hoping that today is going to go a little better than yesterday. Maybe I will be able to get through the day with grace. Yeah right, who am I kidding. Get ready New York it could be full frontal at the rate I'm going.